SMS    JOKES                                    Girl :ap mujhe                        lift dein gay to main apko apna cell no: don gi :)

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Boy : Jahan chaho wahan chhor don ga,

Numbr vmbr rehne do,

Bas 100 ka petrol dalwa dena baji:)

Uffff "Mehangai ne larkon ko bhi shareef bana diya hai "

WIFE(seeing stars)- Btao

wo konc Chiz h jo tum Roz Dekh Skte hopr Tod nhi skte?

HUSBAND- Mai nhi btaunga.

WIFE- Bolo na plz.

HUBY- Tera MUH.. xD

santa; kal mittra ne kudiya de college di bus rok layi..
banta ; fer..?

santa.......fer ki apa kiha shabeel laggi aa pani pee k jaeo

Beta- Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise dadaji bhi apko marte the kya?Papa- Bilkul marte the
Beta- Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi?

Defintion Of Arrange-Marriag­e:

"Bika Hua MaaL Wapis Nahi Hoga" .

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Defintion Of Love-Marriage:-­

"PehLe IstemaL Kre fir Vishwas Kre.!"

Ek Daaku (Lady Se): Ye Saare Zevar Mujhe De De..??

Lady: Le, Ye Le

Payal Le,

Jhumke Le,

Chudi Le,

Chain Le,

Long Le,

Sab Le Le.

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Aurat ban ja Saaale Kutte..:@ :/

Daaku:- sorry yaar

tu to Emotional ho Gayi...

Santa Zebra Crossing Ke Black & White Lines Par

Baar-Baar Idhar-Udhar Chal Raha Tha,

Aur

Soch Raha Tha Ki

Sala Ye Piano Bajta Kyo Nahi. =D =))

Girl: Chalo main chupti hu tum mujhe dhundna.
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Agar dhund liya to hum shoping chalenge.
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Boy: Agar nahi dhunda to?
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Girl: Aisa mat kaho na jaanu main darwaze ke piche hi chupungi

Hathi ki bike bigad gayi,

Chiti ne use scooty par lift di,

Raste me chiti ne kha

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"Thoda Niche Jhuk Kar Baith Na

Dad Ne Dekh Liya

To Bawal Ho Jayega".

B0y- hey, i l0ve u,

meri gf ban0gi..?

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Grl- hmmmm!

Apna numbr de d0,

jab current bf se break-up h0ga

t0 miss call kr dungi...

Dedicated 2 0l Girls:.
"Apki kahani humari zubani"
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Apke pas dimag hai,
chalta ni alag bat hai.
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Ap smart hai,
k0i manta ni hai alag bat hai.
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Ap sareef hai,
lagta ni alag bat hai.
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Kaafi izzat hai apki,
k0i karta ni alag bat hai.