NON_ VEG JOKES
Ek Ladki ki 5 Crore ki lottery nikli.
Company ne socha achanak bataaya to ladki khushi se mar sakti hai.
Unhone us ladki ke best friend
Tinku ko ye kaam saunpa.... Inform her .. In such a way ... So that she doesn't die of shock
Tinku went and started... Assume U get 1 Crore ki Lottery ? What will you do?
Ladki: I will strip Nude in front of you
Tinku : Agar 2 Crore ki Nikle to
Ladki ; U can fuck me as many times U want...
Tinku : agar 5 Crore ki Lottery mile to
Ladki : I will suck your cock day and Night .... You can fuck me in the back too n
And ... I will Give you half the money ...
Bhosdika Tinku hi khushi se marr gaya ???
Ladies ke Sath kaun kaise Badtameeji karta hai.
Bank wala: Madam Aap So-So ke Lengi?
Fruit wala: Zara Kele ke Size To Dekho, Dil Khush Ho Jayega.
Petrol Wala: Kitna Dalun?
Dhobi: Bhabhiji Aap Kapde Nikalo, Mai Abhi Aata Hun.
Photocopy Wala : Madam Aage Piche dono Taraf Se Karun Ya Sirf ek Side Se
1 ladki ka mangetar mar gaya
Ladki rote hui boli
?Abhi to kuch dekha b nahi tha?
Santa ne Hosla diya
?Abhi Thodi der me NEHLAYENGE tab dekh lena?.
Couple date par tha,
Dad ne dekh liya!!
Dad ne call kya: beta kaha ho?
Beta: Paper dene aaya hu.
Dad: Zara dhyan se.. es paper ka result aaya to jaan se maar dunga.
SASUR ne DAMAD se kaha
6 SAAL Me 6 BACHCHE,Ye kya hai?
DAMAD:
Maine aapse pahele hi kaha tha,
GARIB Jarur hu,
par
Aapki BETI ko kabhi
KHALI PET nahi RAKHUNGA
Last week was my birthday, My wife didn't wish me, My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work, Even my colleagues did not wish.
As i entered my cabin my secretary said, "Happy birthday Boss!"
I felt special. She asked me for lunch.
After lunch she invited me to her apartment. We went there!
She said,
"You mind if i go into the bedroom for a minute?"
"OK", i said in a sexy mood.
She came out 5 minutes later with a cake & My wife, My parents,
My kids, My friends and My colleagues. All screaming "SURPRISE SURPRISE!"
And,
I was waiting on the sofa, NAAKED!
As i entered my cabin my secretary said, "Happy birthday Boss!"
I felt special. She asked me for lunch.
After lunch she invited me to her apartment. We went there!
She said,
"You mind if i go into the bedroom for a minute?"
"OK", i said in a sexy mood.
She came out 5 minutes later with a cake & My wife, My parents,
My kids, My friends and My colleagues. All screaming "SURPRISE SURPRISE!"
And,
I was waiting on the sofa, NAAKED!
