KHATTE MEETHE JOKES

A teenage gal was chatting on fb
wid a stranger--
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Stranger: hey pretty! Cud u gimme ur MSN?
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Gal: oh yes sure :)
its--> ihaveaboyfriendandilovehimalot@getlost.com
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Stranger: and mine is--> iamyourfather@uaredead.com. lolzz




In a Grammer Class;

Teacher :- "HE d0es n0t Like Girls..."

What Is "HE" in This Sentence...??

Student :-

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"GAY"... :D












AT THE TIME OF EXAMSS...... !!!!
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AA V HO GEA ,,,,
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AA V HO GEA ,,,,
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AA V HO GEA ,,, N
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AT THE TIME OF RESULT....
AA KI HO GEA










" when i saw you i was afraid to meet you. When i met you i was afraid
to kiss you. When i kissed you i was afraid to love you. Now that i
love you, i am afraid to lose you.....!§§§




Santa: I have the perfect son.
Banta: Does he smoke?
Santa: No, he doesn't.
Banta: Does he drink whiskey?
Santa: No, he doesn't.
... Banta: Does he ever come home late?
Santa: No, he doesn't.
Banta: I guess you really do have the perfect son. I want to meet him
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Santa: He will be 1 Year old next Wednesday, come & say happy birthday to him












Modern Bacha:

Ek Ladki Ne Bache K Gaal Pe kiss Ki

GIRL - Oh;;) Sory Tumare Gaal Pe Lipstick Lag Gayi

Bacha : - Kuch Acha Karne Se Agar Daag Lagte He To
Daag Ache He :D











Santa aur Banta Chess khel rahe the
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(Haso mat, joke abhi baki hai)
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Santa-
Bahut hua, ab khel band karte hai.

Banta-
Thik hai, Waise bhi Tera Ghoda aur mera Hathi hi bacha hai !!











Once a girl askd a boy:
Why we have units to measure Weight,
Height,
Force,
Speed,
Distance etc.
But nothng 2 measure
Love
Trust
Frndship,
Why?
Boy thought 4 a while,
took her in arms,
looked in her deep eyes and said:
“Dekh janu bkwas na kr mai date py aya
hon Physics ka paper dainy nahi” lol :d












Dedicated to All my Friends ¤

Humari bhi thi Ek kahani, Humari bhi thi Ek hasti purani, Kandhe pe
tha doston ka hath, Saara zamana jeet leta aisa tha yaron ka saath,

Doston ke liye kiya bachpan kurbaan,
Aaj saale ban baithe hai iss dhadkan ki jaan.

Chotti se chotti baaton ko dil se lagaya, Phir kaminon ne jaate-jaate
khub hansaya.
Padhai ka toh sirf bahana tha, School toh doston se milne jaana tha.

Mere marne se pehle tujhe ek vaada nibhana hai Mere JANAZE pe aake
kehna : "YAAR! UTH KAL MOVIE DEKHNE JAANA HAI" ♥ :')















Nazar mili jab wo akeli thi,
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Dosti hui tab sath saheli thi,
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Pyar hua to vo paheli thi,
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2sre ke sath bhag gai tab pata chala...
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Wo us area ki CHIKNI CHAMELI thi...


Teacher ne gadhe k samne 1 daru ki or 1 pani ki balti rakhi

Gadha pani pee gaya

Teachr 2 studnt:
Tumne isse kya sikha?

Stud:
Jo daru nhi pita wo gadha Hai

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